Zoolander 3 is the potential sequel to the Zoolander franchise. Everything happens in three’s these days so why not Zoolander?
While the official word on the plot of Zoolander 3 has not yet been made public, our sources indicate that the script is nearing a solid first draft and that the studio is thrilled! (gah! I wish the studios would give us more for this, Rio 3, and Big Hero 6 2!!).
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Potential Zoolander 3 Plotlines; aka Zoolander 3 rumors; aka Zoolander 3 spoilers
The first two Zoolander movies were simple enough: vapid male models who somehow save the world. A bit silly but they’re a cult favorite. Now, in Zoolander 2, Justin Bieber appeared and died. That made female fans sad. It made male fans happy. But what if he returns in Zoolander 3?
Yes, he’s dead but … it’s ZOOLANDER! Internal logic isn’t a must. Plus, by focusing on The Bieb’s as the star would be a pivot to the series, taking it in a similar direction but seeming fresh. More than that, Bieber is just perfect for the role. Irony is all the rage these days and Bieber playing himself in a movie that basically make fun of himself would be the most 21st Century film ever.
And, it would help with Bieber’s image. People like guys that can make fun of themselves. It humanizes them. Bieber going out and playing The Bieber in Zoolander 3 as a world-saving pop star instantly makes him more likable to the general public.
Zoolander 3 Director
Ben Stiller directed the 2nd installment of the Zoolander 3 series and it’s a safe bet that he will return for the 3rd go around.
Zoolander 3 Writers
Ben Stiller, John Hamburg, Nicholas Stoller, and Justin Theroux wrote Zoolander 2. Why wouldn’t they write the 3rd? Of course they will!
Zoolander 3 Posters & Pictures
Zoolander 3 Trailer
The Zoolander 3 trailer is still in the heads of the studio just waiting to be sprayed all over a screen coming soon, but in the meantime the 2nd film’s trailer is below.
Zoolander 3 Release Date
It’s a cash cow and the industry likes to milk those cows until they’re dry. 2018 is a go. March 2018 to be safe.
Zoolander 3 Cast & Stars
- Justin Bieber as HIMSELF!
- Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander
- Owen Wilson as Hansel McDonald
- Will Ferrell as Jacobim Mugatu
- Penélope Cruz as Valentina Valencia
- Kristen Wiig as Alexanya
Best Actor/Actress in Zoolander 3
Justin Bieber, duh. Ferrell and Stiller will work overtime to make him shine.
Worst Actor/Actress in Zoolander 3
Kristin Wiig. She’s not funny anymore. Maybe she is but she’s kinda boring.
Potential Zoolander 3 Titles
- Zoolander 3: Don’t Stop Bielibing
- Zoolander 3: Bieber Gets His Revenge
- Bieber Goes to the Zoo…lander 3
- Zoolander 3: Bieber Rises!
- Zoolander 3 Meets Minions 2
Will Zoolander 3 Be Worth Seeing?
If you like Bieber, of course. Overall, the franchise is filled with colorful films, and they have nice, safe, positive messages. It may be the over the top equivalent of Paul Blart 3, but that’s still a major step up from Vampire Academy 2 and only a slight step down from National Treasure 3, so who am I to say it’ll be lame?
Zoolander 3 Box Office Forecast
It won’t be Minions 2 level, but there’s no reason Zoolander 3 doesn’t hit $50 million.
Final Thoughts on Zoolander 3
Bieber or bust. We’ve seen the other guys do it so it’s his time now.