Another day another dollar another episode of UFC 189 Embedded. I don’t know what they could possibly show at this point because we have seen Bros on a boat, we saw a man with a sword and we have seen Rory MacDonald disembowel a human being and eat their liver. Robbie Lawler has managed to make less of an impression than a man who might get actual recipes from watching NBC’s Hannibal.
So, let’s make things up before even watching this six or so minutes of free hype for a billion dollar company. At UFC 189 Embedded Episode 7, Conor McGregor actually sets a man on fire! Yes, he runs into Jose Aldo in a parking lot, says something in Gaelic, stabs him MacDonald style in the gut, and the lights the reigning UFC Featherweight Champion on fire.
Dana White sees all of this and lets out a little chuckle. He laughs because he knows UFC 189 Embedded Episode 7 will get eye-balls on it because of this murder. And because this is Vegas, a judge will say, “Well, you’ll help the city make money, so you get community service – in the form of main-eventing UFC 189 this Saturday on PPV! You all must watch it, it is so ordered.”