Invicta FC returns. You know the show, the one with women fighting. But who are not necessarily good enough to be in the UFC. Or women whose penis is so big it prevents
him her from making 135 lbs. Which is the case for this show.
Headlined by Lady Cyborg and her massive dong, Invicta FC 13 will air live on UFC Fight Pass this Thursday. The Invicta FC 13 weigh ins though are free and I have nothing better to do than watch this. I need help.
You know how WWE started Wrestlemania with a popular NXT show? And how MLB does the home run derby before its All-Star Game (WHICH COUNTS!). Invicta FC 13 and Lady ‘Borg’s johnson are doing the same for UFC International Fight Week.
Sooooo…. Penis jokes aside, the Invicta FC 13 weigh in are here but you have to pay to see the fights themselves.
The full card is as follows and we will have running coverage.
- Main Event: Invicta FC Featherweight Champion Cristiane Justino (144.6) vs. Faith Van Duin (144.9)
Yeah. Van Duin did not look like a woman who expects to live long. No word on how much Lady Cyborg’s cock weighed.
- Irene Aldana (134.7) vs. Tonya Evinger (134.7) for vacant bantamweight title
Evinger got naked! None of us were allowed to see because they use a prop to hide her. Prudes.
- Invicta FC Atomweight Champion Herica Tiburcio (104.8) vs. Ayaka Hamasaki (104.7)
- Jessica-Rose Clark (134.3) vs. Pannie Kianzad (135.3)
Pannie is nicknamed “The Beast from the Middle East.” She is from Denmark. She had American flag underwear on. Identity crisis.
- Amber Brown (105.4) vs. Catherine Costiga (104.8)
Costigan is Irish. Like Conor. But with less hair – seriously.
- Amy Montenegro (115.7) vs. Jamie Moyle (115.0)
Amy had to get naked!!
- Amber Leibrock (145.6) vs. Marina Shafir (145.2)