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Come one, come all, to the greatest UFC 208 News and UFC 208 Results coverage you’ll ever find. The show comes to us all from Brooklyn, which is now clean and nice, and is headlined by a chick on two losses and another who is iffy in the UFC, fighting up a weight class, for a title that doesn’t really have a division, and the only recognizable name is a multiple time steroid cheat.
And this all takes place on my birthday! Happy 34th to me, this is my gift.
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Shit.
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Last, last, last second update: Ian McCall is sick and has been all night. His fight is off. This is not a joke. This is, roughly, the fiftieth fight in a row that’s fallen apart for him. GOAT.
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Holly Holm vs. Germaine de Randamie
UFC Women’s Featherweight Championship
What Happened
Holly Holm looks like she was fed nothing but milk, Jesus, and steroids.Huge moment at the end of round two. de Randamie nailed an elbow after the bell that seemed a little too late. Holm ate it. The ref didn’t admonish anyone. Rogan is losing his mind at Holm not getting any time to recover. Cormier then goes into robot mode. He sees a strike and has some pre-recorded generic line about kicks he spouts off. I wonder if my dogs love me or just have Stockholm syndrome. de Randamie is the better striker throughout, illegal shot or no. She’s quicker to counter, sharper, more accurate – other adjectives – and not biting on Holm’s fakes. Holm keeps trying to wrestle but she fucking sucks at it. Pure shit. Holm landed a big kick at the end of the round. Germaine recovered and threw shots in return. She AGAIN threw a shot well after the bell. Rogan has LOST HIS FUCKING MIND. He’s screaming for the ref to take a point (he isn’t). Rogan is seriously about to jump in and beat the ref with his anger cock. He’s now going off on how judging should be done in silence. The fight is ass but he’s great. Germaine gets clipped with a big left in the fifth but clinches well to survive. Holm is pretending to be Randy Couture and the crowd is ready to throws shit filled luminaires af the cage. It drags to a merciful end. Fuck my birthday.
UFC 208 Winner: Germaine de Randamie, dec.
Should You Watch?
Anderson Silva vs. Derek Brunson
Middleweight
What Happened?
This was weird in the first. Silva got visibly frustrated by Brunson running away and started to open up and beat his ass. Then, Silva got the clinch but couldn’t pull the trigger on a knee and Brunson landed shot after shot with uppercuts and hurt Silva kinda. In the second, Silva did whatever. Brunson did nothing but move away. Silva even busted out coepeira at one point. Silva looks like he’s only interested in a spectacular finish. He’s almost winding up for something. It ended after Brunson got a TD and then hugged Silva until the bell.
After the fight, Silva sat down with Brunson in the middle of the cage and spoke to him, like some wise old kung fu master.
UFC 208 WINNER: Silva, dec.
Should You Watch?
Eh. It was ok. Silva fights always have a bit of magic to them.
Ronaldo Souza vs. Tim Boetsch
Middleweight
What Happened
UFC 208 Winner:
Should You Watch?
Glover Teixeira vs. Jared Cannonier
Light Heavyweight
What Happened
Boring stuff. Glover got TD and controlled on top over and over again. Use his hips to keep it down. Highlight was Rogan losing his shit after a standup. Crowd booed as it ended.
UFC 208 Winner: Teixeira, dec
Should You Watch?
Dustin Poirier vs. Jim Miller
Lightweight
What Happened
Dustin has hair now. He went from skin head to the clean cut neo Nazi look. They went ape shit slugging it out to end the first. Dustin out striking from distance but then they get into these ridiculous slug fests for a bit. Minute to go in the second and Miller seems like he’s the one being outworked. Then in the third, Miller leg kicked Dustin so hard that it genuinely hurt him and turned the tide. Total 180. Dustin recognized what was happening and timed a kick and got a takedown.
UFC 208 Winner: Poirier, dec.
Should You Watch?
Finally, yes.
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Randy Brown vs. Belal Muhammad
Welterweight
What Happened
Muhammad landed TWENTY FOUR leg kicks in the first round alone. In continued throughout. So too did Brown poking Muhammad in the eye and getting away with it. Oh… DANIEL CORMIER IS THE WORST EVER AT TALKING ON TV. Muhammad got the back in the second and third rounds, riding them both out until the respective bells.
UFC 208 Winner: Muhammad, dec.
Should You Watch?
Nooooooo
Wilson Reis vs. Ulka Sasaki
Flyweight
What Happened
Sasaki did ok. Didn’t get tapped but got out worked .
UFC 208 Winner: Reis, dec.
Should You Watch?
No
Nik Lentz vs. Islam Makhachev
Lightweight
What Happened
Islam wrestle fucked Lentz for fifteen. FML.
UFC 208 Winner: Islam, dec.
Should You Watch?
Ian McCall vs. Neil Seery Jarred Brooks
(McCall clearly kicked puppies as a child.)
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Marcin Tybura vs. Justin Willis
The fight has been pulled due to Willis being too fat. Willis has the following to say on his Facebook:
Hey everyone, I want you to hear from me first, I did everything I could to make weight for the fight this weekend but due to the short notice my body shut down during the weight cut and the UFC doctors wouldn’t clear me to fight. I will be back in the UFC with a full camp very soon. Thank you to everyone at the UFC, all of their staff have been great. I want the same opponent or anybody else will suffice. I will be ready. God Bless.
Ryan LaFlare vs. Roan Carneiro
Welterweight
What Happened
Pretty much LaFlare chipping away. He dropped Jucao at one point. Even had the mount as the fight ended.
UFC 208 Winner: LaFlare, dec.
Should You Watch?
nah.
Phillipe Nover vs. Rick Glenn
Featherweight
What Happened
This was ass. Nover danced on the outside and picked away at Glenn. Glenn would sometimes smother. Again, just shit.
UFC 208 Winner: Glenn, dec.
Should You Watch?
Quick & Dirty UFC 208 Free Live Stream of Consciousness aka UFC 208 Results
(Winner in bold)
- Holly Holm vs. Germaine de Randamie – Women’s Featherweight Championship
- Anderson Silva vs. Derek Brunson – Middleweight
- Light Heavyweight Glover Teixeira vs. Jared Cannonier
- Middleweight Ronaldo Souza vs. Tim Boetsch
- Lightweight Dustin Poirier vs. Jim Miller
- Welterweight Randy Brown vs. Belal Muhammad
- Flyweight Wilson Reis vs. Ulka Sasaki
- Lightweight Nik Lentz vs. Islam Makhachev
Flyweight Ian McCall vs. Neil Seery Jarred Brooks
Heavyweight Marcin Tybura vs. Justin Willis- Welterweight Ryan LaFlare vs. Roan Carneiro
- Featherweight Phillipe Nover vs. Rick Glenn
UFC 208 News and Notes
- Poor Ian McCall. His fight is off again. Seery’s mother in law died. McCall will never fight again.
- Wait, there’s salvation after all: McCall has a new opponent in Jarred Brooks. This will be Brooks’s UFC debut. He’s 11-0 and from Indiana. That’s all.
- The countdown show is HERE. All 44 minutes of it.
- And here’s the Embedded stuff: ONE. TWO. THREE. FOUR. FIVE.
- The final card is as is. That makes sense in its own way. You don’t care, I know.
- Watch every single fight every fighter on the card ever had HERE. Or just some of them.
- Inside the Octagon with Dan Hardy breaks down the show HERE.
- The weigh-in results are … HERE!
- Heavyweight bout Marcin Tybura vs. Justin Willis has been cancelled after Willis couldn’t make weight on 10 days notice due to his body sucking and failing him.
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