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Mike’s Twitter

 

I feel like anyone who visits this post is doing so out of curiosity and not a want of reading about UFC 222. You can, if you’d like, as all that is below this, but mostly this is me saying, “Hi.” Thanks for randomly clicking a link. I decided to tak the post waaaaay below that WAS UFC 222 coverage and turn it into something like this. Don’t ask me to explain, it makes no sense.

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KILL PBS

 

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DRINK AND DRIVE ALL YOU WANT

 

STANHOPE “INTERVIEW”

 

 

Bear attacks woman ko

 

Date an intersecting feminist person

 

HUMOR Fromm HuffPo

 

That time I fought a monkey in Hong Kong.

 

I DON’T KNOW, SOMETHING GOOD. I HOPE.

 

 

Also, don’t you like boobs?

 

kate upton hot sexy naked

 



T-Mobile Arena

Las Vegas, Nevada, USA

The HG Twitter

 

Hi, kids, do you like to watch things for free? Us too. We also like to give you all this stuff below for free. It’s pretty interactive. We have colorful gifs, some commentary, tweets, and jokes. Check it out, we think you’ll have a ball.

 

Do you think Cris Cyborg uses steroids?

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FUN UFC 222 THOUGHTS AND STUFF PRE-PPV

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/968313912469938176

Oh, well.

Shaking my head SMH dec

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/969749318545625088?s=21

I swear!

 

Man is it great to be back. Win or lose, I had fun. Congrats to @doublejmma, thank you to my coaches and thank you to the @ufc for another opportunity to live my dream. #ufc222 #mma

— Adam Milstead (@AdamMilstead) March 4, 2018

 

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/970102822070050816?s=21

HECTOR LOMBARD VS CB DOLLOWAY

Just a tad after the bell by Hector Lombard… #UFC222 pic.twitter.com/xfJT0FlgTo

— FOX Sports: UFC (@UFCONFOX) March 4, 2018

UFC 222 results: Hector Lombard disqualified against C.B. Dollaway (@davedoylemma) https://t.co/KHnhH3rowu pic.twitter.com/Bmlp0BfjD9

— MMAFighting.com (@MMAFighting) March 4, 2018

 

DODSON VS MUNHOZ

How did #Dodson win that fight? The judges have their heads firmly planted up their butts as usual. #UFC222 #Bullshit

— Ondre Tokai (@drdrehole) March 4, 2018

Lightweight action up now!@BeneilDariush takes on newcomer Alex Hernandez on @FS1! #UFC222 pic.twitter.com/GlRKPSBDCO

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

scumbag move #ufc222

— The MMA Weigh-Ins (@themmaweighins) March 4, 2018

Holy shit. Major upset.
Alexander Hernandez knocks out Beneil Dariush in the opening minute! #ufc222

— Kevin Thang (@Skip2MyJays) March 4, 2018

WHAT A DEBUT FOR HERNANDEZ!!!#UFC222

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

Listen and Look at the reactions from the commentators and crowd after that Hernandez KO!!#UFC222 pic.twitter.com/6x0dD7oxJ9

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

 

Dude is like a violent and scary Sage Northcutt, especially with this kinda corny post-fight interview.

He said “cement” not “semen,” right?

— Julie Kedzie (@julesk_fighter) March 4, 2018

 

https://twitter.com/supercalo/status/970120590970388481?s=21

 

Mackenzie Dern naked

 

MACKENZIE DERN MAKES HER UFC DEBUT…

OMG.👇

Mackenzie Derns asshole is going to smell tremendous after the fight

— Joey CoCo Diaz (@madflavor) March 4, 2018

This finished awesome as fuck. Dern couldn’t do anything for 13 minutes then got a takedown, immediately grabbed the back, then a rear choke, and squeeeeeezed. But: Yoder survived and we went to decision and …

 

Mackenzie Dern … WON by split decision.

(Crowd booed. LOL.)

She gets it done in her Octagon debut! @MackenzieDern #UFC222 pic.twitter.com/keLcMlunhJ

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

 


UFC 222 FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness) RESULTS & RECAP

MAIN PPV CARD THOUGHTS

 

https://twitter.com/mmafighting/status/969740926569603073?s=21

Cat Zingano vs. Ketlen Vieira

Women’s Bantamweight

What Happened?

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/970138487470125056?s=21

HUGE slam by @KetlenVieiraUFC as Zingano hits the mat! #UFC222 pic.twitter.com/YM6UrrEirG

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

Zingano comes out throwing heat in round 3!!#UFC222 @CatZingano pic.twitter.com/X84B6z8Sjt

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

We have a SERIOUS contender at 135lbs! @KetlenVieiraUFC #UFC222 pic.twitter.com/V9zUWLWebW

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

 

Should You Watch?

It was pretty not bad. Ketlen has that man strength to her game.

 

 

Stefan Struve vs. Andrei Arlovski

Heavyweight

What Happened?

Inside leg kick + overhand right + takedown = success.@AndreiArlovski feeling it early! #UFC222 pic.twitter.com/y0whFpe5Wy

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

Arlovski lands another big overhand right! #UFC222@AndreiArlovski pic.twitter.com/EPQbgucVgj

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

VOTE: Who do you think is winning the fight?
Struve https://t.co/WirzFVAScd
Arlovski https://t.co/KamdsObvh8#UFC222

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

Now tied for the most wins in UFC HW history … The Pitbull!@AndreiArlovski #UFC222 pic.twitter.com/udG5oTLa4R

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

 

Should You Watch?

No.

 

dec no

 

NO!

 

 

The best is yet to come.@SugaSeanMMA #UFC222 pic.twitter.com/8B8J3iUsBO

— UFC (@ufc) February 28, 2018

 

Sean O’Malley vs. Andre Soukhamthath

Bantamweight

What Happened?

  • O’Malley fought the first round like he was the next generation of Conor McGregor. Jeezuz, it was incredible how he moved, switch stances, fired off every strike from every position. Let’s see how the second round goes.

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/970156310942674944?s=21

  • I don’t know what happened but in the third round Sean hurt his leg somehow. It was super bad. He couldn’t put ANY weight on it. Literally jumping on one leg. He somehow made it through the round. He immediately started SCREAMING in pain. This dude is a fucking warrior and I take back all bad things I said about him.
  • HE. WON.
  • A new fucking hero is born. Dude even plugged his after party while flat on his back giving his interview to Rogan. “I fucking love you, Joe Rogan.”

https://twitter.com/bvfilmreview/status/970160274387939328?s=21

"O'Malley! O'Malley!" – @SnoopDogg#UFC222 pic.twitter.com/gfyM0MFuvX

— UFC Aus/New Zealand (@UFC_AUSNZ) March 4, 2018

A recap of that post-fight interview ⬇️#UFC222 @JoeRogan @SugaSeanMMA pic.twitter.com/J2t4niunb2

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

 

Should You Watch?

Omg. yes. Star making, no doubt. Who knows what comes next but for now: MONEY.

 

Dec

 

 

Frankie Edgar vs. Brian Ortega

Featherweight

What Happened?

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/970161228252352513?s=21

 

  • ORTEGA KNOCKED THE UNHOLY DEAD SHIT OUT OF FRANKIE EDGAR WITH LIKE 30 SECONDS LEFT IN ROUND ONE.

 

UN – BE – LIEV – ABLE#UFC222 @BrianTCity pic.twitter.com/xb3DaB7ssD

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/970164256535654400?s=21

OH MY LORD!!!!@BrianTCity becomes the FIRST MAN to finish Edgar!!!!! WOW!!!!! #UFC222 pic.twitter.com/el22yunJJg

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

 

Should You Watch?

Yes yes yes.

 

Thor dec yes

 

 

 

Cris Cyborg (c) vs. Yana Kunitskaya

Women’s Featherweight Championship 

What Happened?

https://twitter.com/michaelcoughlin/status/970168045556690944?s=21

 

  • I almost vomited this was so brutal. Seriously, I mean this, I’m not joking: it’s like a man hitting a woman. Yana got dropped HARD in the first 5 seconds. On her way down, she ankle picked a surprised Cyborg. She was on top, doing nothing, for a few dozen seconds. Cyborg stood and then beat the living fuck out of the Russian. The number did some more on the ground. Terrifying.

Tko fight club gif

 

Cyborg comes out with the HUGE overhand right but Kunitskaya gets on top!! #UFC222 pic.twitter.com/Snf6xnnp7l

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

CYBORG!!!@CrisCyborg gets it done at #UFC222 in the FIRST ROUND!! pic.twitter.com/JRdd766Yv5

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

#AndStill featherweight champion of the world | @CrisCyborg finishes Kunitskaya in round 1!

B2YB @DollarGeneral #Ad pic.twitter.com/GKKeSL4GnD

— UFC (@ufc) March 4, 2018

 

Should You Watch?

Fuck off.

 

Then Cyborg called out Amanda Nunes because that’s her gimmick: beating up smaller women. This is all getting a bit farcical. (“Getting”)

 

https://twitter.com/ufc/status/970171205125730304?s=21

 

 

 


 

Yana Kunitskaya
Courtesy of Yana Kunitskaya’s Instagram.
instagram.com/yanamma

UFC 222 FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness) CARD

(Winner in bold.)

  1. Women’s Featherweight Championship Cris Cyborg (c) vs. Yana Kunitskaya
  2. Featherweight Frankie Edgar vs. Brian Ortega
  3. Bantamweight Sean O’Malley vs. Andre Soukhamthath
  4. Heavyweight Stefan Struve vs. Andrei Arlovski
  5. Women’s Bantamweight Cat Zingano vs. Ketlen Vieira
  6. Women’s Strawweight Ashley Yoder vs. Mackenzie Dern
  7. Lightweight Beneil Dariush vs. Alexander Hernandez
  8. Bantamweight John Dodson vs. Pedro Munhoz
  9. Middleweight C. B. Dollaway vs. Hector Lombard
  10. Welterweight Mike Pyle vs. Zak Ottow
  11. Bantamweight Bryan Caraway vs. Cody Stamann
  12. Light Heavyweight Jordan Johnson vs. Adam Milstead

 

 

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    Yes, I get all of that. But I do not agree that you can really talk about what” without taking all of the how” into account. Perhaps that”s my primary issue with philosophy, the tendency to ignore a lot of how”. OK. Consciousness somehow “arises”, but not out of thin air. I am not in the slightest sense a Descartian. Consciousness is produced by our brains as we go about living. I don”t believe it”s mysterious. To the contrary, I believe it can be directly explained by examining the mechanisms. Agreed that we cannot yet do that, but that is no excuse for hand waving. We must explore and dig. I believe that we will find that the very process of computing all of the operations which we call perception will produce the sensations of consciousness in the entity. Once we understand (and recreate) those operations, consciousness will result.

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