Tonight on Spike TV, GLORY kickboxing returns to the airwaves. Looking to build on the incredible momentum they acquired from Dynamte WrestleMMAnia, Glory 24 will give us fights featuring people, you’ve never heard of. Though Schilling has done MMMA very unsuccessfully and spars with Nick Diaz a lot. And Dustin Jacoby did him some MMA at one point – man, he’ll be valuable to the new Bellator joined at the hips deal with Not-Corrupt RizinFF.
We’ll have sort of coverage tonight because if you type while drinking you’re a writer – otherwise you’re just a sad alcoholic.
- Semifinal: Jahfarr Wilnis vs. Ben Edwards
Big fat fuck is Edwards. Both are traditional Muay Thai as they stand in place and load up on every shot. No true fluidity. Wilnis finds his distance and chops away with leg kicks. Drops the fatty. Finish by leg kick – that’s embarrassing.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Wilnis d. Edwards
- Semifinal: Benjamin Adegbuyi vs. Mladen Brestovac
Mid-way through the third of some fat guy fighting, Breatovac goes down from …leg kIckes. What an odd theme. He’s up but down again and losses due to kicks to the leg.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Adegbuyi d. Brestovac
- Dustin Jacoby vs. Wayne Barrett
Mid-way through the third Jacoby lands a series of punches. His power punches paid off and he drops Barrett. KO!!
OFFICIAL RESULT: Jacoby d. Barrett, KO
- HEAVYWEIGHT TOURNAMENT FINAL: Adegbuyi vs. Wilnis
Oh. Yeah. You TOTES care…
Good first round. Big dudes just threw things as hard as they could. Wilnis seemed to be taking over.
There ain’t no breakdown available besides: two big ass dudes who are breathing thin as CO air throwing punchea and kicks and hurting each other. And Mauro made a comment about baseball. Sure.
Wilnis seems to be taking over as things profess. Landing more often than … Ade. These big boys sure are throwing and hitting a lot. Not a ton of damage necessarily but entertaining in its own way.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Adegbuyi d. Wilnis, dec
MAIN FUCKING EVENT
- Joe Schilling vs. Jason Wilnis
I predict a riot. Yup. Just people losing it, having been taken over by an evil psychic who uses tonight as her coming out party to let humanity to know we are dust.
Joe comes out throwing nothing but incredibly hard strikes. He is not bothering to set up anything and he seems content to attempt to blast through the guard of Wilnis. So far after one round this fight seems like a joke. Joe is not just stronger and bigger but technically superior in every single way and he knows it. This is a joke and this is not a competitive fight.
After aJoe knock down of sorts. So far more of the same through the second stanza. But with one minute to go Wil is lands a few punches that seem to have hurt Joe very very badly and it looks like Joe may be out and it is close to being finished. This may make the fight interesting going into the third.
WILNIS QUITS!!! (Bc he’s injured so it must be bad or he’s a HUGE pussy)
OFFICIAL RESULT: Schilling d. Wilnis, quit.
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- Joe Schilling d. Jason Wilnis, Quit as Wilnis said his foot hurt so he quit
- Dustin Jacoby d. Wayne Barrett
- Heavyweight Final: Adegbuyimd. Wilnis, dec
- Semifinal: Benjamin Adegbuyi d. Mladen Brestovac
- Semifinal: Jahfarr Wilnis d. Ben Edwards