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UFC 214 News
- Cerrone is hurt. Fight against Lawler is moved to UFC 214.
- Read all about the history of shitty title choices by the UFC HERE.
- The cool trailer is HERE.
- The nine minutes of previewing video is HERE.
UFC 214 FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness results)
Main Card – PPV
Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones
UFC Light Heavyweight Championship
What Happened?
Cormier did well for ten minutes. He pressed and boxed well. Then the third started and it was like everything was sucked from his soul. Jones blistered him with a variety of strikes, leading to a head to the kick. Cormier was fucked from there. Jones swarmed, grounded and pounded, death. Cormier was out cold as Jones walked around, the young lion having returned and reclaimed his land. Jon Jones = Simba.
UFC 214 WINNER: Jones, R3, KO
Should You Watch?
Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Demian Maia
UFC Welterweight Championship
What Happened?
Pure. Fucking. Objective boredom. Maia couldn’t get the fight to the ground. Woodley was fine doing very little. I hope they both sleep outside for a week because of this.
UFC 214 WINNER: Woodley, dec.
Should You Watch?
Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
New UFC Women’s Featherweight Championship (sigh)
What Happened?
Did you bet money that Cyborg would walk through everything Tonya had to offer before knocking out another smaller opponent? You win! (You win double if you had it going into the third.)
UFC 214 WINNER: Cyborg, R3, KO
Should You Watch?
Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
Welterweight
What Happened?
Two men. Three rounds. Fifteen minutes. One war. It was everything you’d want. Lawler won the decision but either man could’ve got it.
UFC 214 WINNER: Lawler, dec.
Should You Watch?
Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir
Light Heavyweight
What Happened?
Voltron murdered a black Englishman. It took like two minutes. A short uppercut inside lead to Voltron literally just pushing over Manuwa and Manuwa’s head bouncing off the mat en route to the KO.
UFC 214 WINNER: Voltron, R1, KO
Should You Watch?
UFC 214 FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness results)
Prelims on FXX(!)
Ricardo Lamas vs. Jason Knight
Featherweight
Aljamain Sterling vs. Renan Barão
Catchweight (140 lbs)
What Happened?
UFC 214 WINNER:
Should You Watch?
Brian Ortega vs. Renato Moicano
Featherweight
What Happened?
UFC 214 WINNER:
Should You Watch?
Andre Fili vs. Calvin Kattar
Featherweight
What Happened?
UFC 214 WINNER:
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UFC 214 FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness results)
Prelims on Fight Pass
Kailin Curran vs. Alexandra Albu
Women’s Strawweight
What Happened?
UFC 214 WINNER:
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Eric Shelton vs. Jarred Brooks
Flyweight
What Happened?
UFC 214 WINNER:
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Josh Burkman vs. Drew Dober
Lightweight
What Happened?
UFC 214 WINNER:
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Quick & Dirty UFC 214 FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness results)
(Winner in BOLD)
- Light Heavyweight Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones
- Welterweight Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Demian Maia
- Women’s Featherweight Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
- Welterweight Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
- Light Heavyweight Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir
- Featherweight Ricardo Lamas vs. Jason Knight
- Catchweight (140 lbs) Aljamain Sterling vs. Renan Barão
- Featherweight Brian Ortega vs. Renato Moicano
- Featherweight Andre Fili vs. Calvin Kattar
- Women’s Strawweight Kailin Curran vs. Alexandra Albu
- Flyweight Eric Shelton vs. Jarred Brooks
- Lightweight Josh Burkman vs. Drew Dober
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